"Don't worry Mr. Fletcher... You'll get use to it."

I no longer have a heart beat - instead of a heart beat I have a tick...

because there's a mechanical valve, a piece of metal in my heart, where an aortic valve of flesh and blood use to be.

"You'll get use to it... You'll get use to the ticking..."

but sometimes that ticking is so fucken loud. 

When it's quiet, when I'm alone at night - that ticking is so fucken loud.

And I find myself waiting sometimes for the watch to stop but you know what?

It's still my mother-fucken set and if I can get my ass in that gym and work...

you have no excuse - none that I care to listen to...


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